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Crossbones Rocks Glass
This glass was not designed for normal people. It was engineered for individuals who dramatically say, “Just one drink,” and then start explaining how they would fix the global economy.
Built like a medieval blunt-force weapon, it can withstand bad decisions, and whatever happens after someone yells, “Bro, hear me out”. The gold Sword & Bones logo warns all guests that someone in this house has definitely Googled “how to declare maritime law in a suburban neighborhood.”
Every pour from this glass increases confidence, decreases judgment, and statistically raises the likelihood that you’ll start telling war stories from events you were never actually at.
Fill it. Sip it. Become a liability.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Built like a medieval blunt-force weapon, it can withstand bad decisions, and whatever happens after someone yells, “Bro, hear me out”. The gold Sword & Bones logo warns all guests that someone in this house has definitely Googled “how to declare maritime law in a suburban neighborhood.”
Every pour from this glass increases confidence, decreases judgment, and statistically raises the likelihood that you’ll start telling war stories from events you were never actually at.
Fill it. Sip it. Become a liability.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
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