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Premium full zip hoodie
Congratulations, Operative.
You have discovered the Crossbones Armory Covert Deployment Zip Hoodie, a garment so soft it was allegedly banned in three countries for “morale enhancement.”
Inside this hoodie, you may experience:
a sudden urge to fix everyone’s gear setup
improved accuracy at 25 yards (unconfirmed, probably real)
spontaneous enrollment in your HOA’s shadow council
the ability to identify plate carriers by smell alone
Perfect for missions ranging from “take the trash out” to “overthrow the imaginary regime inside your group chat.”
Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your command.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
You have discovered the Crossbones Armory Covert Deployment Zip Hoodie, a garment so soft it was allegedly banned in three countries for “morale enhancement.”
Inside this hoodie, you may experience:
a sudden urge to fix everyone’s gear setup
improved accuracy at 25 yards (unconfirmed, probably real)
spontaneous enrollment in your HOA’s shadow council
the ability to identify plate carriers by smell alone
Perfect for missions ranging from “take the trash out” to “overthrow the imaginary regime inside your group chat.”
Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your command.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
